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  • 匿名使用者
    2 0 年前
    最佳解答

    蜜蜂

    小麗見小明成塊面腫到豬頭咁,很奇怪。

    小麗︰「小明,乜搞成咁呀 ﹖」

    小明︰「尋日同阿呆去新界釣魚,釣釣o下魚,突然有隻蜜蜂飛落我塊面度。」

    小麗︰「乜你冇用手趕佢走咩 ﹖」

    小明︰「有呀 ﹗不過我黎唔切用手趕,阿呆就已經用隻船槳將隻蜜蜂打死啦。」

    Honeybee

    Small to see Xiao in bulk piece Ming swollen to reach pig's head is very much strange while being beautiful.

    It is small and beautiful: ' Xiao Ming, is Mie done ? '

    Xiao Ming: ' is it is it go New Territory fish to stay with A day to seek , angle o fish , have pieces of honeybee is it fall I yuans of each to fly to suddenly. '

    It is small and beautiful: The baa that hands drive it away that you use ' Mie? '

    Xiao Ming: ' have! But I Li well, is it catch with hand to cut, A stay already with ship oar kill honeybee only only. '

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  • vic
    Lv 7
    2 0 年前

    1.SpaghettiA doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.有一個醫生和他的護士有一腿,後來他的護士告訴他,她懷孕了。醫生不想讓太太知道,於是乎他給了護士一筆錢,並告訴她帶著錢去義大利把小孩生下來。"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied,護士問說: 那我要如何讓你知道小孩子出生了呢 ?"Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back." "I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and fly to Italy.醫生回答:就寄個名信片,上面寫個 "義大利麵條" 在背面就可以了,我會照顧妳所有的費用的,這護士於是拿了錢飛往義大利。Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained. 六個月過去了,有一天醫生的太太打電話給醫生說:"Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."親愛的,我收到一張明信片,從歐洲寄來的,但不知道講些什麼?"The doctor said "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you".醫生跟太太說道,等我回去後再解釋給妳聽。Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack.那天晚上,醫生回到家,看了那張名信片後便心臟病發倒在地板上Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.醫護人員趕緊送進急診室,這時主治醫生站到醫生的太太旁邊安慰道:是什麼創痛讓他突然心臟病發?So the wife picked up the card and read "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without."他太太拿起那張名信片,念道"義大利麵條,義大利麵條,義大利麵條,義大利麵條,-兩個有附香腸和肉圓,兩個沒有。"2.British AirwaysThere was this mother who had three daughters. When the time came for each daughter to get married, she asked them, on their respective wedding days, to write home soon and tell her about their married lives.有一個母親有三個女兒,當三個女兒都到適婚年齡時,母親要求女兒要在婚禮後趕緊寫一封信回家,並述說他們的婚姻生活狀況。The first daughter to get married wrote back only two days after the wedding. The letter consisted of a single message: "Maxwell Coffee".第一個女兒結婚後兩天就寫了一封信,信裡面就短短的幾個字, "Maxwell咖啡。"Mother was confused, but finally noticed a Maxwell coffee ad. Which said: "SATISFACTION TO THE LAST DROP..." So Mother was happy.起初母親很疑惑,後來注意的Maxwell咖啡的廣告上面寫著,"滿足最後的一匙..."於是母親覺得該高興了。Then the second daughter got married and a week later she sent home her reply. The message read: "Rothmans".第二個女兒結婚後一個禮拜也寫了信回來,信裡面就只有 "Rothmans" (好像是香煙品牌)So the Mother looked for the Rothmans ad, and found out. It said: "LIFE SIZE, KING SIZE". And Mother was happy.母親也注意到 Rothmans 的廣告上面說, "人生的尺寸,國王的尺寸。"所以母親還是覺得很滿意。Then it was the third daughter's wedding. Mother was anxious.然後就剩第三個女兒,母親焦慮的等著。It took 4 weeks for the expected message to come through. When it did, the message was simply: "BRITISH AIRWAYS".四個禮拜過去了,終於等到了信,裡面這樣寫 "大英航空"。Mother was so concerned. She frantically went through all the newspapers at home looking for a BRITISH AIRWAYS ad. At last she found one and fainted. The ad read: "TWICE A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."母親很關心而且急忙的趕快去找報紙,終於讓他找到一個大英航空廣告,但是她看了後當場差點暈倒,廣告是這樣寫的 : "一天兩班(次),每週七天,兩條航線(路徑)。"祝大家都有一個愉快的一天。

  • 匿名使用者
    2 0 年前

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  • 匿名使用者
    2 0 年前

    There was a eunuch.........

    從前有個太監

    這個笑話的妙處在短短一句就停了

    聽的人會問﹕“下面 呢﹖”

    接著是要答覆“下面沒有了”

    所以第一句接著第二句的結果是﹕“從前有個太監......下面沒有了”

    才爆笑啦﹗﹗﹗

    2005-05-27 03:49:11 補充:

    不是已經說是要短嗎﹖

    要迷你裙﹐結果這些笑著話有比裹腳布耶

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