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________________SCENE 1__________
MR. INCREDIBLE
Is this on?
INTERVIEWER
That's fine.
MR. INCREDIBLE
I can break through walls, I just can't...
INTERVIEWER
That's fine.
MR. INCREDIBLE
I can't get this on.
INTERVIEWER
So, Mr. Incredible...do you have a secret identity?
MR. INCREDIBLE
Every superhero has a secret identity. I don't know a single one who doesn't. Who wants the pressure of being super all the time?
ELASTIGIRL
Of course I have a secret identity. Can you see me in this at the supermarket? Come on. Who'd want to go shopping as Elastigirl, y'know what I mean?
FROZONE
Superladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret identity. Think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I said, ''Girl, I don't want to know about your mild-mannered alter ego.'' or anything like that. I mean, you tell me you're a super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe, that's all right with me. I'm good. I'm good.
MR. INCREDIBLE
No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you know? For a little bit. I feel like the maid. ''I just cleaned up this mess. Can we keep it clean for ten minutes?''
INTERVIEWER
I could get to that point.
MR. INCREDIBLE
''Please?''
INTERVIEWER
Wait, no, don't get up. We're not finished.
MR. INCREDIBLE
Sometimes l think I'd just like the simple life, you know? Relax a little and raise a family.
ELASTIGIRL
Settle down? Are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so. I don't think so.
____________SCENE 2_________________
POLICE RADIO
We interrupt for an important bulletin. A deadly high-speed pursuit between police and armed gunmen is underway, traveling northbound on San Pablo Ave.
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Yeah, I've got time.
OLD LADY
Mr. lncredible. Um, Mr. Incredible...
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
What is it, ma'am?
OLD LADY
My cat, Squeaker, won't come down.
[cat meows]
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Certainly, ma'am but I suggest you stand clear. There could be trouble.
OLD LADY
No, no. He's quite tame.
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Let go now!
[cat yowls]
POLICE OFFICER 1
Thank you, Mr. lncredible. You've done it again.
POLICE OFFICER 2
Yeah, you're the best.
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
No, I'm just here to help.
POLICE RADIO
Attention all units. We have a tour bus robbery...
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Tour bus robbery. I've still got time. Officers. Ma'am. Squeaker.
BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)
Cool! Ready for take-off!
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
What the...? Who are you supposed to be?
BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)
Well, I'm lncrediBoy.
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
What? No. You're that kid from the fan club. [stammering] Brophy. Brody. Buddy! Buddy!
BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)
My name is lncrediBoy.
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Look, I've been nice, I've stood for photos, signed every scrap of paper you pushed at me but this is...
BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)
No, you don't have to worry about training me. I know all your moves, your crime fighting style, favorite catch phrases, everything! I'm your number one fan!
BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)
Hey! Hey, wait!
__________________________________________SCENE 3__________________________________________
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
You know...you can tell a lot about a woman by the contents of her purse, but maybe that's not what you had in mind.
THIEF
Hey, look--
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Elastigirl.
HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)
Mr. lncredible.
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
No, it's all right. I've got him.
HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)
Sure, you've got him. I just took him out for you.
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Sure, you took him out. His attention was on me.
HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)
A fact I exploited to do my job.
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
My job, you mean.
HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)
A simple thank you will suffice.
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Thanks, but I don't need any help.
HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)
Whatever happened to ''ladies first''?
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Well, whatever happened to equal treatment?
THIEF
Hey, look, the lady got me first.
HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)
Well, we could share, you know.
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
I work alone.
HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)
Well, I think you need to be more...flexible.
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Are you doing anything later?
HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)
I have a previous engagement.
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
[whistles]
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Now, you just stay here. They usually pick up the garbage in an hour.
LUCIUS (FROZONE)
Hey, lncredible!
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Hey, Frozone!
LUCIUS (FROZONE)
Shouldn't you be getting ready?
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
I still got time.
[crowd screaming]
WOMAN
He's gonna jump!
SANSWEET
I think you broke something.
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
With counseling, I think you'll come to forgive me.
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Wait a minute.
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
[coughing] Bomb Voyage.
VOYAGE
[French] Mr. Incredible!
BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)
And lncrediBoy!
VOYAGE
lncrediBoy?
BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)
Hey, hey! Aren't you curious about how I get around so fast? See? I have these rocket boots--
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Go home, Buddy.
BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)
What?
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Now.
VOYAGE
[French] Little oaf.
BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)
Can we talk? You always say be true to yourself, but you never say which part of yourself to be true to. Well, I've finally figured out who I am. I am your ward... lncrediBoy!
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy.
BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)
This is because I don't have powers, isn't it? Well not every superhero has powers, you know. You can be super without them. I invented these. I can fly. Can you fly?
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.
VOYAGE
[French] And your outfit is totally ridiculous!
BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)
Just give me one chance! I'll show you. I'll go get the police.
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Buddy, don't!
BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)
It'll only take a second, really.
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
No, stop! There's a bomb!
BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)
Let go! You're wrecking my flight pattern! I can do this if you let go!
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Will you just...? I'm trying to help! Stop!
BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)
Let go of my cape!
__________________________________________SCENE 4__________________________________________
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Take this one home. And make sure his mom knows what he's been doing.
BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)
I can help you. You're making a mista---hey!
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
The injured jumper. You sent paramedics?
POLICE OFFICER
They've already picked him up.
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
The blast in that building was caused by Bomb Voyage who I caught in the act robbing the vault. Now, we might be able to nab him if we set up a perimeter.
POLICE OFFICER
You mean he got away?
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Well, yeah. Skippy here made sure of that.
BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)
lncrediBoy!
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
You're not affiliated with me! Holy smokes, I'm late. Listen, I've gotta be somewhere.
POLICE OFFICER
What about Bomb Voyage?
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Any other night, I'd go after him myself, but I really gotta go. But don't worry. We'll get him! Eventually!
__________________________________________SCENE 5__________________________________________
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Is the night still young?
LUCIUS (FROZONE)
You're very late.
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
How do I look? Good?
LUCIUS (FROZONE)
Oh, the mask! You still got the mask.
[cracks neck]
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Showtime.
PRIEST
Robert Parr, will you have this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?
HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)
You're late. When you asked me if I was doing anything later, I didn't realize you'd actually forgotten. I thought it was playful banter.
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
It was playful banter.
HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)
Cutting it kinda close, don't you think?
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
You need to be more... flexible.
HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)
I love you, but if we're gonna make this work, you've gotta be more than Mr. lncredible. You know that. Don't you?
PRIEST
...so long as you both shall live?
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
I do.
PRIEST
I pronounce this couple husband and wife.
[people cheering and whistling]
HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)
As long as we both shall live. No matter what happens.
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Hey, come on. We're superheroes. What could happen?
ANNOUNCER
In a stunning turn of events, a superhero is being sued for saving someone who, apparently, didn't want to be saved. The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet, who was foiled in his attempted suicide by Mr. Incredible, has filed suit against the famed superhero in Superior Court.
SANSWEET'S LAWYER
Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved. Mr. Sansweet didn't want to be saved. And the injury received from Mr. Incredible ''actions'', so quote, causes him daily pain.
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Hey, I saved your life!
SANSWEET
You didn't save my life! You ruined my death, that's what you did!
BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)
Listen--
MR. INCREDIBLE'S LAWYER
My client has no further comment at this time.
ANNOUNCER
Five days later, another suit was filed by victims of the el train accident. Incredible's court losses cost the government millions. And opened the flood gates for dozens of superhero lawsuits the world over.
WOMAN
It is time for their secret identity to become their only identity. Time for them to join us, or go away.
ANNOUNCER
Under tremendous public pressure, and the crushing financial burden of an ever mounting series of lawsuits, the government quietly initiated the superhero relocation program. The supers will be granted amnesty from responsibility for past actions, in exchange for the promise to never again resume hero work. Where are they now? They are living among us. Average citizens, average heroes. Quietly and anonymously continuing to make the world a better place.
__________________________________________SCENE 6__________________________________________
(15 YEARS LATER)
MRS. HOGENSON
Denied? You're denying my claim? I don't understand. I have full coverage.
BOB
I'm sorry, Mrs. Hogenson, but our liability is spelled out in paragraph 17. It states clearly...
MRS. HOGENSON
I can't pay for this.
BOB
[phone rings] Excuse me. [answers phone] Claims, Bob Parr.
HELEN
I'm calling to celebrate a momentous occasion. We're now officially moved in.
BOB
Yeah, well, that's great, honey. In the last three years don't count because...
HELEN
Because I finally unpacked the last box. Now, it's official. Ha, ha, ha. Why do we have so much junk?
BOB
Listen, honey, I've got a client.
HELEN
Say no more. Go save the world one policy at a time, honey. Oh! I gotta go pick up the kids from school. See you tonight.
BOB
Bye, honey. Excuse me. Where were we?
MRS. HOGENSON
[sobbing] I'm on a fixed income, and if you can't help me, I don't know what I'll do. [blows nose loudly] [sobbing]
BOB
All right, listen closely. I'd like to help you, but I can't. I'd like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on...[whispering] Norma Wilcox. W-l-L-C-O-X. On the third floor. But I can't. I also do not advise you to fill out and file a WS2475 form with our legal department on the second floor. I wouldn't expect someone to get back to you quickly to resolve the matter. I'd like to help, but there's nothing I can do.
MRS. HOGENSON
Oh, thank you, young man.
BOB
Shhh! [shouting] I'm sorry, ma'am! I know you're upset! [whispering] Pretend to be upset.
MRS. HOGENSON
[sobbing]
MR. HUPH
Parr! You authorized payment on the Walker policy?!
BOB
Someone broke into their house, Mr. Huph. Their policy clearly covers--
MR. HUPH
I don't wanna know about their coverage, Bob! Don't tell me about their coverage. Tell me how you're keeping Insuricare in the black. Tell me how that's possible, with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory that gives you a phone call.
[PA Announcement]
Morning break is over. Morning break is over.
__________________________________________SCENE 7__________________________________________
PRINCIPAL
I appreciate you coming down here, Mrs. Parr.
HELEN
What's this about? Has Dash done something wrong?
BERNIE
He's a disruptive influence and he openly mocks me in front of the class.
DASH
He says.
BERNIE
Look, I know it's you! He puts thumbtacks on my stool.
HELEN
You saw him do this?
BERNIE
Well...not really. No. Actually, not.
HELEN
Oh, then how do you know it was him?
BERNIE
I hid a camera. Yeah, and this time, I've got him. See? You see? You don't see it? He moves! Right there! Wait, wait! Right there! Right as I'm sitting down! I don't know how he does it, but there's no tack before he moves and after he moves, there's a tack. Coincidence? I think not!
PRINCIPAL
Bernie...
BERNIE
Don't ''Bernie'' me. [screaming] This little rat is guilty!
PRINCIPAL
You and your son can go now, Mrs. Parr. I'm sorry for the trouble.
BERNIE
You're letting him go again? He's guilty! You can see it on his smug little face. Guilty, I say, guilty!
HELEN
Dash, this is the third time this year you've been sent to the office. We need to find a better outlet. A more...constructive outlet.
DASH
Maybe I could, if you'd let me go out for sports.
HELEN
Honey, you know why we can't do that.
DASH
I promise I'll slow up. I'll only be the best by a tiny bit.
HELEN
Dashiell Robert Parr, you are an incredibly competitive boy. And a bit of a showoff. The last thing you need is temptation.
DASH
You always say, ''Do your best.'' But you don't really mean it. Why can't I do the best that I can do?
HELEN
Right now, honey, the world just wants us to fit in, and to fit in, we just gotta be like everybody else.
DASH
Dad always said our powers were nothing to be ashamed of. Our powers made us special.
HELEN
Everyone's special, Dash.
DASH
Which is another way of saying no one is.
BOY
Hey, Rydinger. Where you headed?
GIRL
Hi, Tony.
TONY
Hey.
BOY
Hey, Tony, can I carry your books?
TONY
That's kind of funny.
BOY 1
Hey, Tony, do you play football?
BOY 2
Tony, I thought we were gonna go swimming.
VIOLET
He looked at me.
[car horn honking]
DASH
Come on, Violet!
BOB
[muttering] Darn kids. Sitting on the driveway...
BOB
Oh, great.
[unintelligible muttering]
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DASH
Mom. You're making weird faces again.
HELEN
No, I'm not.
BOB
You make weird faces, honey.
HELEN
Do you have to read at the table?
BOB
Uh-huh. Yeah.
HELEN
Smaller bites, Dash. Yikes! Bob, could you help the carnivore cut his meat?
DASH
Ow.
HELEN
Dash, you have something you wanna tell your father about school?
DASH
[nervously] Well, we dissected a frog.
HELEN
Dash got sent to the office again.
BOB
[distracted] Good. Good.
HELEN
No, Bob, that's bad.
BOB
What?
HELEN
Dash got sent to the office again.
BOB
What?! What for?
DASH
Nothing.
HELEN
He put a tack on the teacher's chair...during class.
DASH
Nobody saw me. You could barely see it on the tape.
BOB
They caught you on tape and you still got away with it? Whoa! You must have been booking. How fast did you think were you going?
HELEN
Bob! We are not encouraging this.
BOB
I'm not encouraging, I'm just asking how fast...
HELEN
Honey!
BOB
Great. First the car, now I gotta pay to fix the table...
HELEN
The car? What happened to the car?
BOB
Here. I'm getting a new plate.
HELEN
So, how about you, Vi? How was school?
VIOLET
Nothing to report.
HELEN
You've hardly touched your food.
VIOLET
I'm not hungry for meatloaf.
HELEN
Well, it is leftover night. We have steak, pasta. What are you hungry for?
DASH
Tony Rydinger.
VIOLET
Shut up!
DASH
Well, you are.
VIOLET
I said, shut up, you little insect!
DASH
Well, she is.
HELEN
Do not shout at the table. Honey!
BOB
Kids! Listen to your mother.
DASH
She'd eat if we were having Tony loaf.
VIOLET
That's it!
HELEN
Stop it!
DASH
You're gonna be toast!
HELEN
Stop running in the house. Sit down!
DASH
Ow! Hey, no force fields!
VIOLET
You started it.
HELEN
You sit down! You sit down! Violet!
BOB
''Simon J. Paladino, longtime advocate of superhero rights, is missing''? Gazerbeam.
HELEN
Bob! It's time to engage. Do something! Don't just stand there! I need you to intervene!
BOB
You want me to intervene? Okay. I'm intervening. I'm intervening!
HELEN
Violet, let go of your brother!
JACK-JACK
Hello?
BOB
Get the door.
DASH
Hey, Lucius!
LUCIUS
Hey, Speedo. Hey, Helen. Vi, Jack-Jack.
BOB
He-hey! Ice of you to drop by.
LUCIUS
Ha! Never heard that one before.
DASH
[gargling] Lucius!
LUCIUS
Whoa!
LUCIUS
Ha, ha.
DASH
Oh! I like it when it shatters.
BOB
I'll be back later.
HELEN
Hey, where are you two going?
BOB
It's Wednesday.
HELEN
Oh. Bowling night. Say hello to Honey for me, Lucius.
LUCIUS
Will do. Good night, Helen. Good night, kids.
HELEN
Don't think you've avoided talking about your trip to the principal's office, young man. Your father and I are still gonna discuss it.
DASH
I'm not the only kid who's been sent to the office, you know.
HELEN
Other kids don't have superpowers. Now, it's perfectly normal...
VIOLET
Normal? What do you know about normal? What does anyone in this family know about normal?
HELEN
Now, wait a minute, young lady.
VIOLET
We act normal, mom. I wanna be normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained.
[Jack-Jack laughing]
DASH
Lucky. I meant about being normal.
__________________________________________SCENE 9__________________________________________
LUCIUS
So now I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this death ray and I'm an epitaph. Somehow I managed to find cover and what does Baron Von Ruthless do?
BOB
He starts monologuing.
LUCIUS
He starts monologuing! He starts like this prepared speech about how feeble I am compared to him. How inevitable my defeat is, how the world will soon be his! Yada, yada, yada.
BOB
Yammering.
LUCIUS
Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter, and he won't shut up.
POLICE RADIO
Municiberg, we have a 23-56...
BOB
23-56, what is that? Robbery?
LUCIUS
This is just sad.
BOB
Yeah, robbery. Want to catch a robber?
LUCIUS
No. Tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling. Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing? Just to shake things up.
WOMAN
He's not alone. The fat guy's still with him. They're just talking.
LUCIUS
What are we doing here, Bob?
BOB
Protecting people.
LUCIUS
Nobody asked us.
BOB
You need an invitation?
LUCIUS
I'd like one, yes. We keep sneaking out to do this, and...you remember Gazerbeam?
BOB
Yeah. There was something about him in the paper.
LUCIUS
He had trouble adjusting to civilian life, too.
BOB
When's the last time you saw him?
LUCIUS
I don't see anyone from the old days, Bob. Just you. And we're pushing our luck as it is.
BOB
Oh, come on.
LUCIUS
It was fun the first time, but if we keep doing this, we're gonna get--
POLICE RADIO
We have a report on a fire...
BOB
A fire. We're close! [yelling] Yeah, baby!
LUCIUS
We're gonna get caught.
BOB
Woohoo! Haha! Fire! Yeah!
LUCIUS
Is that everybody?
BOB
Yeah, that's everyone.
LUCIUS
It better be.
BOB
Can't you put this out?
LUCIUS
I can't lay down a layer thick enough! It's evaporating too fast!
BOB
Well, what's that mean?
LUCIUS
It means it's hot! And I'm dehydrated, Bob!
BOB
You're out of ice? You can't run out of ice! I thought you can use water in the air!
LUCIUS
There is no water in this air! What's your excuse, run out of muscle?
BOB
I just can't go smashing into walls! The building's getting weaker by the second! It's gonna come down on top of us!
LUCIUS
I wanted to go bowling!
BOB
All right! Stay right on my tail! This is gonna get hot!
BOB
Yeah.
BOB
[realizes they're in a jewelry store...] Uh-oh.
BOB
[...and unknowingly trips the alarm] Oh, good.
[alarm sounds]
LUCIUS
Oh, now...that ain't right!
LUCIUS/BOB
- We look like bad guys! Incompetent bad guys!
- You can get water out of the air!
POLICE OFFICER
Freeze!
POLICE OFFICER
Freeze!
LUCIUS
I'm thirsty.
POLICE OFFICER
I said freeze!
LUCIUS
I'm just getting a drink.
POLICE OFFICER
Alright. You've had your drink. Now I want you to...
LUCIUS
I know. I know. Freeze.
[police radio chatter]
POLICE RADIO
Shots fired!
OFFICERS
Police officers!
LUCIUS
That was way too close. We are not doing that again.
MAN
[over radio] Verify you want to switch targets? Over.
WOMAN
Trust me. This is the one he's been looking for.
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HELEN
I thought you'd be back by 11 .
BOB
I said I'd be back later.
HELEN
I assumed you'd be back later. lf you came back at all...you'd be ''back later''.
BOB
Well, I'm back, okay?
HELEN
Is this rubble?
BOB
[with mouth full] It was just a little workout. Just to stay loose.
HELEN
You know how I feel about that, Bob. Darn you! We can't blow cover again!
BOB
The building was coming down anyway.
HELEN
What?! You knocked down a building?!
BOB
It was on fire. Structurally unsound. It was coming down anyway.
HELEN
Tell me you haven't been listening to the police scanner again?
BOB
Look, I performed a public service. You act like that's a bad thing.
HELEN
It is a bad thing, Bob! Uprooting our family again, so you can relive the glory days is a very bad thing.
BOB
Reliving the glory days is better than acting like they didn't happen!
HELEN
Yes! They happened! But this, our family, is what's happening now, Bob. And you are missing this! I can't believe you don't want to go to your own son's graduation.
BOB
It's not a graduation. He's moving from the fourth grade to the fifth grade.
HELEN
It's a ceremony!
BOB
It's psychotic! They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity but if someone is genuinely exceptional...
HELEN
This is not about you, Bob. This is about Dash.
BOB
You want to do something for Dash? Then let him actually compete. Let him go out for sports!
HELEN
I will not be made the enemy here! You know why we can't do that.
BOB
Because he'd be great!
HELEN
This is not about you!
BOB
All right, Dash. I know you're listening. Come on out.
HELEN
Vi? You, too, young lady.
BOB
Come on. Come on out. It's okay, kids. We're just having a discussion.
VIOLET
Pretty loud discussion.
BOB
Yeah. But that's okay. Because what's important is that Mommy and I are always a team. We're always united against, uh, the forces of, uh...
HELEN
Pigheadedness?
BOB
I was gonna say evil or something.
HELEN
We're sorry we woke you. Everything's okay. Go back to bed. It's late.
DASH
Good night, Mom. Night, Dad.
VIOLET
Good night.
HELEN
In fact, we should all be in bed.
[crickets chirping, dog barks]
