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匿名使用者 發問時間: 社會與文化語言 · 1 0 年前

誰有用英文翻譯的笑話?

只 要 是 用 英 文 翻 譯 ㄉ 笑 話 都 行 ~ 順 便 幫 我 解 釋 一 下 可 以 ㄇ ?

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  • 匿名使用者
    1 0 年前
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    A sarcastic teacher one day said to his class, " anyone who considers themselves losers, please stand up," no one stood up, but after a while a freshman stood up. The teacher said "now, son, why do you consider yourself a loser?" and the boy said, " well, I don't, really. but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

    有一天, 有個愛挖苦人的老師對他的班級說: "有人認為自己是失敗者的, 請起立",

    都沒有人站起來, 但一會兒一個新進學生站起來, 老師問: " 孩子, 為什麼認為自己是失敗者", 這個孩子說了: "嗯, 我真的不是, 但我只是不喜歡看到您一直站在那邊. "

    A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novocain because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way."

    The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?"

    The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

    女人和她的丈夫在他們的假期去看牙醫。 " 我想要拔牙齒, 並且我不想要用麻醉劑, 因為我在時間很緊急中, " 女人說:" "只要儘可能的快速的使勁拔出牙齒, 我們 將要上路了."。 牙醫即印象深刻的說。 " 你無疑的是英勇女人, " 他說了。 "哪一個牙齒?"

    那女人轉向她的丈夫說, "出示給他看你的牙齒, 親愛的."

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  • 匿名使用者
    1 0 年前

    翻譯機「英文翻譯」的笑話 (取自Y!知識+)問: 我寫這信是關於報紙上看到你們公司缺秘書的工作 (大概翻的,該知識發問已被移除,所以原文不詳)翻譯機: The purpose of my writing this shutting application is to see your company lack looking for a related secretaryship on the newspaper (我寫這個關閉申請書是要看到你們的公司缺乏找報紙上有關的秘書工作)問: 正因為我是觀光系的學生。翻譯機: Just because I am a student who visits the department (因為我是拜訪這個系的學生)。問: Anellia is a young student who, thought gifted with a penetrating intelligence, is drastically inclined to obsession. Funny, and mordant, and compulsive, she falls passionately in love with a brilliant yet elusive black philosophy student.翻譯機: Anellia一年輕學生誰,認為與一一起贈與進入的智力,猛烈向著迷傾斜。 在愛,有趣,和諷刺,並且強迫,熱情她下降與一光輝然而不易捉摸黑色學生哲學。正確解答: 盡管她天生智慧敏銳,安麗拉是個相當傾向於極端念頭的年輕學生。有趣,愛諷刺,與有強迫個性的她熱烈地愛上了一個有才華但另人捉摸不定的黑人哲學學生。

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  • 匿名使用者
    1 0 年前

    喔~nekrasavitsa謝謝泥辣!肉球兒~這ㄍ名字還ㄆ錯聽ㄋㄟ!

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