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a200652 發問時間: 社會與文化語言 · 1 0 年前

我要英文故事~~集集集!!

我現在很需要英文的故事。。

童話故事之類的!!

最好有翻譯給我~~~~

暑假作業要用到><

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  • 匿名使用者
    1 0 年前
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    -The Strongest Man-

    The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet.

    The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.

    Many people had tried over time (weightlifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

    One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet."

    After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.

    But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.

    As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man," what do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weightlifter, or what?"

    The man replied, "I work for the the tax office."

    -最強壯的男人-

    某小鎮當地的酒吧十分自信自己的酒保是那兒力氣最大的人於是提供了1000元賞金。

    酒保會將一顆檸檬的汁液全擠到玻璃瓶裡,然後將檸檬給客人。

    只要有人能再擠出一滴檸檬汁就能贏得賞金。

    許多人挑戰了許多次(舉重選手,碼頭裝卸工等)但都沒人辦到。

    某天有個戴著厚重眼鏡穿著便宜貨瘦骨嶙峋的傢伙走進來,他用微弱尖銳的聲音說, "我想試試看。"

    在笑聲過後,酒保說可以,抓過了檸檬,使力擠。之後他把乾巴巴的檸檬殘骸拿給那個小傢伙。

    群眾的笑聲在看到那名男子用拳頭擠出了六滴汁到杯子裡時全都靜了下來。

    在大家歡呼時,酒保給了他賞金1000元,還問他,"你做什麼的?是伐木工人,還是舉重選手,還是什麼?"

    那名男子回答,"我在國稅局做事。"

    *還有其它的,我找到的這個算是短篇笑話,你再看看裡面有沒有

    你比較想要的!翻釋的部份我有小小改一點~

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  • 1 0 年前

    http://www.yces.chc.edu.tw/english/index0.htm

    這各網站有很多英文資源喔

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