- 1 0 年前最佳解答
As I serviced an alarm system at a jewellery store recently, the saleswoman let me know that the store was having a 20 per cent off sale.
"I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her something," she suggested.
"I don't have a girlfriend," I answered.
"I nice guy like with no girlfriend?"
"No, my wife won't let me"
我說：不，是我太太不准。參考資料： Reader's Digest
- 匿名使用者1 0 年前
At a bus stop, a crowd of people were kept by a sudden heavy downpour. As people were waiting for the bus, a splendudwoman with an aroma of lily passed by the crowd gracefully, holding an umbrella in the rain, having her long wavy hair swing with the breeze. Out of admiration, a man approached her, trying to attract her attention:
The man: What a heavy rain!
The woman: Uh...
The man:That's because God is watering for you.
The woman: I thought he was throwing up because of you...
The man: Well...OK.
(A long pause)
The man: Today is a bad day. Seeing pretty women smile can make me be in the good mood. Could you smile for me?
The woman: Seeing handsome guys can make me be in the good mood, please get out of my sight as long as you can, ugly man!
男子：......參考資料： 老師給的handout及敝人的增補^_^ 希望對你有幫助!
- tyiunngLv 51 0 年前
Digital cameras are one of the hottest hi-tech products in recent years. When this new product came into the market a few years ago, it was very expensive compared to a traditional camera. Only a few people had one. Now more and more people want to buy one because of its multifunction.
After you take a picture, you can look at it straight away and delete it once you don’t like it. You can also transmit pictures to a computer. Then on the computer you can design the photos as your own album or e-mail them to your friends. Besides, you can print your digital camera photos from a printer.
These new digital cameras are improved all the time. Some digital cameras are compact design that fits in the palm of a hand. Some even have the function of motion picture capture with sound up to 60 seconds.