像我那天就看到一句：「I'm a little more than useless.」我就覺得很好玩
- CoyoteLv 51 0 年前最佳解答
-Been there, done that, just can't remember it.
-My desk, my mess, my business!
-Same s h i t, Different day.
-I can handle pain until it hurts
-Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
-ISDN = It Still Does Nothing
-SCSI: System Can't See It
-If you drive a car I'll tax the street, If you try to sit I'll tax your seat,
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat, If you take a walk I'll tax your feet
-I intend to live forever, or die trying
-My rules apply only to other people, not myself
-Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
-The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
-Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say
-Nothing is illegal until you get caught
-I AM, therefore I THINK!
-Life isn't weird; it's the people in it.
-A penny saved is a penny taxed.
-Speak softly, but carry an M16
-The older you get, the better you realize you were
-Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
-Caution: I drive like you do
-It's only a game until you lose
-Why should I grow up? This is more fun
-We buy junk and sell antiques
-Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
-Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
-Stop!! Or I'll say 'stop' again!!
-Drive defensively, buy a tank.
-Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
-If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
-Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film
-I'm on see food diet – see food, eat food!
-Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
-Sleep is for the weak
-If you cannot convince them, confuse them
-Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend,
and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
-I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
-Politics is not a bad profession.
If you succeed there are many rewards,
if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. -- Ronald Reagan
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impossible is nothing