GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor-著名女演員 莎莎嘉寶說的:我是一個了不得的housekeeper(家庭主婦) . 每次我離開一個男人, 我就keep他的house. (得到他的房子) Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.-Cora Harvey Armstrong- I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.I think of them as stray eyebrows.-Janette Barber-A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow-My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck-Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis-A man's got to do what a man's got to do.A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome-The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman-Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited-Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.Luckily, this is not difficult.-Charlotte Whitton-Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen- I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited-If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine-When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! -Kathy Buckley-I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton-If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton-When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler- In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man.If you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher-
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