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君君 發問時間: 社會與文化語言 · 1 0 年前

請大大幫我找5則英文笑話

如題,5則笑話,還要翻譯唷!(不要冷笑話)

幫ㄍ忙ㄅ~感恩

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  • 1 0 年前
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    1.

    My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. 我那忌妒心重的老婆變的荒謬可笑的。不久前某一天她看著我的行事曆問著: 誰是May?

    2.

    The Professor rapped on his desk and shouted: " Gentlemen, order!"

    The entire class yelled: " Beer!"

    教授敲打著桌子喊道︰“諸位,請安靜﹗”

    全班大聲喊︰“啤酒﹗”

    [ 注釋: order一詞可作 "安靜" 解,也可作 "點菜,點飲料" 解。]

    3.

    An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man.

    When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset.

    "What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked.

    "I had to slap his face three times!"

    "You mean he GOT FRESH?" <美俚>無禮,放肆 (尤指對異性)

    "No," she answered. "I thought he was dead!"

    85歲的寡婦赴約和一位90歲老翁相親。結束後返回女兒家,她看起來心煩意亂,女兒問:發生什麼事?

    "我必須打他的臉3下!"

    '你是說他對你無禮?'

    寡母回答: "不!我以為他死了!"

    4.

    Teacher:" George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

    One Student:" Because George still had the axe in his hand."

    老師說: 喬治華盛頓不僅砍斷了他父親的櫻桃樹,而且還承認自己做的。

    一位學生回:那是因為喬治手中還拿著斧頭。

    5.

    A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a result."

    Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please are assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."

    At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"

    一架747客機正在跨越大西洋時,喇叭裡傳來了機長的聲音︰“旅客們請注意,我們的四個引擎中有一個丟失了。但剩下的三個引擎會把我們帶到倫敦的。只是我們要因此晚到一小時。”

    過了一會兒,旅客們又聽到機長的聲音︰“各位,你們猜怎麼啦?我們剛又掉了第三個引擎。但請你們相信好了。只有一個引擎我們也能飛,但要晚三個小時了。”正在這時,一位乘客非常氣憤地說︰“看在上帝的份上,如果我們再掉一個引擎,我們就要整夜都要呆在天上了。”

    參考資料: 網路及平日蒐集
  • 5 年前

    等等等,等到今年過年就32歲,男朋友連影子都沒,

    我個性內向,想透過未婚聯誼認識對象,我是朋友推薦,來到桃園紅娘李姐,

    對女生頗為照顧的,很快就讓認識不錯異性.

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