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My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. 我那忌妒心重的老婆變的荒謬可笑的。不久前某一天她看著我的行事曆問著: 誰是May?
The Professor rapped on his desk and shouted: " Gentlemen, order!"
The entire class yelled: " Beer!"
[ 注釋: order一詞可作 "安靜" 解，也可作 "點菜，點飲料" 解。]
An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man.
When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset.
"What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked.
"I had to slap his face three times!"
"You mean he GOT FRESH?" <美俚>無禮,放肆 (尤指對異性)
"No," she answered. "I thought he was dead!"
Teacher:" George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
One Student:" Because George still had the axe in his hand."
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a result."
Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please are assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."
At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"
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