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請大家幫幫忙 十萬火急的需要 [ 英文笑話 ]

請給我大約2分鐘能唸完滴 英文言講要用的 謝謝喔 冷笑話也OK喔 也請給我中文翻譯(我....看不懂)謝嚕!!

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  • mimi
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    1 0 年前
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    ENJOY THE SUNBATH

    A rather well-proportioned secretary, Joan, spent almost all of hervacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.

    She wore a bathing suit thefirst day but, on the second, she decided that no one could see her way upthere, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begunwhen she heard someone running up the stairs; she was lying on her stomach,so she just pulled a towel over her rear.

    "Excuse me, miss,"

    said the flustered little assistant manager of thehotel, out of breath from running up the stairs.

    "The Hilton doesn't mindyou sunbathing on the roof but we would very much appreciate you wearing abathing suit as you did yesterday."

    "What difference does it make," Joanasked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm coveredwith a towel."

    "Not exactly,"

    said the embarrassed little man.

    "You're lying on thedining room skylight."

    一位叫瓊且身材不錯的女子﹔在她休假的那段期間

    幾乎將所有的時間花在旅館頂樓作日光浴﹔第一天

    ﹐她僅僅穿了一件浴袍﹐但第二日﹐她認為沒有人

    會看到她在頂樓作裸身日光浴﹐所以她決定一絲不

    掛地躺在地上﹐好讓全身曬的均勻。

    她才開始享受這陽光沒多久﹐就聽到有人上樓急促

    的腳步聲﹐於是﹐她就趴著並用一條毛巾蓋住她的

    背部﹔

    『對不起﹐小姐』

    一位經理身旁的小助理且慌又喘地說:

    『本希爾頓飯店不會干預客人在頂樓作日光浴﹐但

    如果您能夠像昨日一樣披上一件浴袍﹐我們將不堪

    感激。』

    『這有什麼差別嗎?』

    瓊帶著冷靜的語氣問:

    『沒有人在頂樓看我作日光浴﹐此外﹐我有用一條

    毛巾遮住身子。』

    『這不盡然』小助理害羞的說:

    『您正躺在餐廳的天井上。』

    http://www.behoo.com.tw/entertain/joke/j142.htm

    2006-04-23 18:00:08 補充:

    這裡還有很多笑話一籮筐http://www.behoo.com.tw/entertain/joke/joke1.htm

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  • 1 0 年前

    What is the name of Goddess of light and spring?

    答案hot spring

    冷問題也會有效化的功用喔

    簡單好記

    不浪費腦力

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