最佳解答: ENJOY THE SUNBATH
A rather well-proportioned secretary, Joan, spent almost all of hervacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.
She wore a bathing suit thefirst day but, on the second, she decided that no one could see her way upthere, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begunwhen she heard someone running up the stairs; she was lying on her stomach,so she just pulled a towel over her rear.
"Excuse me, miss,"
said the flustered little assistant manager of thehotel, out of breath from running up the stairs.
"The Hilton doesn't mindyou sunbathing on the roof but we would very much appreciate you wearing abathing suit as you did yesterday."
"What difference does it make," Joanasked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm coveredwith a towel."
said the embarrassed little man.
"You're lying on thedining room skylight."