山羊
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山羊 發問時間: 藝術與人文詩詞與文學 · 1 0 年前

我有一個很喜歡的笑話,有人可以幫我翻譯成英文嗎?

我的英文程度大概還不到全民英檢中級,還在學習中,可能用較簡單的單字翻譯出來嗎?

全文如下:

有一對夫婦一起在打高爾夫球,球場附近都是豪宅。

丈夫說:「妳打球的時候還是小心一點,把人家的窗口打爛了,賠不起的。」

太太說:「知道了!知道了!別煩。」

一球飛去, 就那麼巧打破了人家的窗子。

丈夫大叫:「唉!現在我們只好去向人家道歉。」

他們走到這家門口前敲門。

「進來。」屋裡一個聲音傳出。

他們打開門,看到滿地都是碎玻璃,還有一個古董瓶子也打爛了。

沙發上一個男人說:「你們就是打爛玻璃窗的人嗎?」

「是!」丈夫回答:「對不起!」

「你們根本不用道歉。」

那個人說:

「我要感謝你們都還來不及,老實告訴你吧!我是個魔神,被關在那個瓶子裡已經有一千年了。現在你們把我解放,我可以給你們一人一個願望,留一個給我自己。」

「好極了!」丈夫大叫:「我要在有生之年,每年有三百萬。」

「沒問題!三百萬已存入你的戶口。」

太太說:「我要在全世界都有間大屋。」

「沒問題!屋契已給妳送上。」

夫婦大樂,問魔神:「那你的願望呢?」

魔神向丈夫說:「我在瓶子裡一千年,沒碰過女人,我的願望是和你太太做愛。」

夫婦商量了一下,覺得自己甚麼都有了,給魔神來一下舒爽的,也沒甚麼關係。

魔神就把太太帶到樓上去,大戰三百回合之後,魔神累了躺在床上休息, 隨手點了根煙抽,然後轉身問那太太:「你們都多少歲了呢?」

「我們都已經三十五了。」那太太回答。

那魔神懶洋洋地笑著說:

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都三十五歲的人了,還相信有魔神這回事呀!

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  • c-
    Lv 7
    1 0 年前
    最佳解答

    這個笑話本來就是英文笑話,所以我直接給你英文版的好了原文並不會太困難.. 看了以後,會覺得中文版的一些翻譯是為了讓笑話流暢,所以修改了一些句子。A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

    2006-06-22 05:50:55 補充:

    超過兩千字,這裡再繼續

    "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for! the rest of my life."

    "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a

    Long, healthy life!"

    2006-06-22 05:51:49 補充:

    "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.

    "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

    2006-06-22 05:52:19 補充:

    "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"

    " Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife."

    2006-06-22 05:52:50 補充:

    The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

    She mul! led it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"

    2006-06-22 05:53:06 補充:

    "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.

    "I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.

    2006-06-22 05:53:29 補充:

    After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and looked directly into

    Her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"

    "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

    "Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"

    參考資料: me + 網路
  • 匿名使用者
    7 年前

    瞭解一次、多一次的保障。尋找八大行業工作。必須謹慎小心一點。

    小巴常說:保險跟冒險只差一個字,意義卻是大不同!

    一通電話、一次詢問。都是為自己的著想。

  • 1 0 年前

    Some pair of husbands and wives in play the golf、nearby the field all are the mansions together.

    The husband said that : " You plays a ball game time be careful has beaten others window、repays."

    Wife said that : "Knew! Knew! Do not be bothersome."

    A ball flies that skillfully has broken others window.

    The husband greatly shouts : "Oh! Now we have the whereabouts others apology."

    They walk to this family entrance in front of knock on a door.

    "Comes in." In the room a sound spreads. They open the gate、saw everywhere all is the glass fragments、but also some antique jar also broke.

    On the sofa a man said that : "You are the person which breaks the glass window?" "Yes!" Husbands and wives replied that : "Sorry!"

    "You simply do not use the apology." That person said that : "I must thank you all also without enough time、honestly tell you!

    I was the evil spirit god、is closed already has in that jar in 1000.

    Now you liberate me、I may give you a person of desire、keeps to give me."

    "Was good extremely!"

    The husband greatly shouts : "My must in the year、every year have since birth three million."

    Wife said that、"I must all have the big room in the world."

    Husbands and wives are greatly happy、ask the evil spirit god : "That your desire

    The evil spirit god said to the husband that : "I in the jar in 1000,have not bumped the woman、my desire is and your wife makes love."

    Husbands and wives discussed、after thought so long as makes love what all had、thereupon complied.

    The evil spirit god on leads wife to the building to come up、after fights 300 round、the evil spirit god is tired has lain down on the bed rests、conveniently lit the root cigarette to pull out、then turned around to ask that wife : "Your all how many years old?"

    "We all already thirty-five years old." That wife replied. That evil spirit god languidly smiles was saying that、"All thirty-five years old person、but also believed has evil spirit god this matter!"

    參考資料: 自己 + 快譯通
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