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這個笑話本來就是英文笑話，所以我直接給你英文版的好了原文並不會太困難.. 看了以後，會覺得中文版的一些翻譯是為了讓笑話流暢，所以修改了一些句子。A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
2006-06-22 05:50:55 補充：
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for! the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a
Long, healthy life!"
2006-06-22 05:51:49 補充：
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
2006-06-22 05:52:19 補充：
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
" Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife."
2006-06-22 05:52:50 補充：
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mul! led it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
2006-06-22 05:53:06 補充：
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
"I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
2006-06-22 05:53:29 補充：
After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and looked directly into
Her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"參考資料： me + 網路
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Some pair of husbands and wives in play the golf、nearby the field all are the mansions together.
The husband said that : " You plays a ball game time be careful has beaten others window、repays."
Wife said that : "Knew! Knew! Do not be bothersome."
A ball flies that skillfully has broken others window.
The husband greatly shouts : "Oh! Now we have the whereabouts others apology."
They walk to this family entrance in front of knock on a door.
"Comes in." In the room a sound spreads. They open the gate、saw everywhere all is the glass fragments、but also some antique jar also broke.
On the sofa a man said that : "You are the person which breaks the glass window?" "Yes!" Husbands and wives replied that : "Sorry!"
"You simply do not use the apology." That person said that : "I must thank you all also without enough time、honestly tell you!
I was the evil spirit god、is closed already has in that jar in 1000.
Now you liberate me、I may give you a person of desire、keeps to give me."
"Was good extremely!"
The husband greatly shouts : "My must in the year、every year have since birth three million."
Wife said that、"I must all have the big room in the world."
Husbands and wives are greatly happy、ask the evil spirit god : "That your desire
The evil spirit god said to the husband that : "I in the jar in 1000,have not bumped the woman、my desire is and your wife makes love."
Husbands and wives discussed、after thought so long as makes love what all had、thereupon complied.
The evil spirit god on leads wife to the building to come up、after fights 300 round、the evil spirit god is tired has lain down on the bed rests、conveniently lit the root cigarette to pull out、then turned around to ask that wife : "Your all how many years old?"
"We all already thirty-five years old." That wife replied. That evil spirit god languidly smiles was saying that、"All thirty-five years old person、but also believed has evil spirit god this matter!"參考資料： 自己 + 快譯通