we walked like a group of travelling gypsies trying to find a place to rest our heads for the night.
on the way we walked past several foreigners, people without shoes, sketchy men on bicycles, and a large transvestite or as k put it "a huge bitch!".
we felt defeated, we had lost a billion to zip- this trip was turning into a disaster. as we sat on the side of the street trying to decided whether or not sleeping on the beach would be a good idea a cute blonde with shirley temple curls walked by smiling widely. "what a nice girl!" we thought and i considered asking her if perhaps she knew of any decent hotels in the area we might be able to find a vacancy at... that was until a large navy blue buick pulled up. before we could ask for assistance she had walked up to the car, the windows rolled down, and she did THE LEAN! not just any lean mind you but the "want to pay me for sex?" lean. the cheerful looking blonde was a hooker! one hand on the window sill, the other playfully pulling at her gum, ass sticking straight into the air as it would if you were giving someone an "ass out" hug.
after about a second she got into the car, giggling loudly, they drove off to find a place to get it on.
this whole time we sat there, jaws dropped, pretending not to look... it is rare to see such a transaction occur in real life! it was hardcore HBO material and we had witnessed it.
"did you say you wanted to sleep on the beach? yeah? no *****ing way are we doing that now! but food, food is an excellent idea." we popped into the pizza place next door where we stuffed our faces with the traditional delicasies of the area, fried disgustingness, the kind that blocks arteries and kills people.
we thought to ask the cashier, svetlana, if perhaps she knew of a place for us to sleep. she instead offered us her home, or the home of her friends. we were desperate so we thought to ourselves "why not?".
- kenhsuLv 51 0 年前最佳解答
在路上, 我們經過了幾個外國人, 沒有鞋子的人們, 騎著腳踏車的男人們, 還有一個巨大的異性裝扮癖者, 或是可以稱他為"一個巨大的**"
(we had lost a billion to zip不知道是什麼東西)
當我們坐在街上想著睡在海灘不知道是不是一個好的主意時, 一個可愛的卷髮金髮女郎走過我們的身邊, 然後對我們笑了笑. "多麼好的一個女孩阿!" 我們想著, 然後我考慮著是否該問她如果他到這附近有沒有什麼還不錯的旅館, 我們搞不好可以找到我們剛剛不小心錯過的旅館.
但在我們找她幫助之前, 一臺深藍色的buick(車的品牌)停了下來. 她走過去時, 那台車把它的窗戶打開, 然後那個女的把身體往前靠! 不是任何的一種你想像中的往前靠, 而是那種"你想要付錢跟我做愛嗎"的那種往前靠
(他說的lean, 往前靠, 因該是那個女的把上半身往那台車的窗戶靠吧, 因該有點像台灣的檳榔西施的那種)
一個那麼漂亮的金髮女郎竟然是妓女! 她一手放在窗戶上, 一手在玩她的口香糖, 屁股俏俏的, 就像她再給人一個"ass out"擁抱一樣
(我不太清楚什麼是ass out hug, 因該是口語吧)
大概一秒鐘後, 她上了車, 然後大聲的笑著, 之後就開走去找地方"做事情"
那整段時間我們都在那, 驚訝的像下巴掉下來, 然後假裝沒在看他們.....因為在真實生活中很難看到這種交易的發生! 這就像是很*的HBO節目一樣, 而且我們這再那邊看著這事發生.
"你剛剛不是說要在沙灘上睡嗎? 我們現在他X的絕對不會去睡! 但是食物! 食物是一個很好的主意" 我們跑到了隔壁一家傳統的pizza店, 然後吃的飽飽的. 吃那種可以阻擋你血管, 然後殺掉你的油炸食品.
我們想著去問那個收銀員, Svetlana, 她也許知道一個可以讓我們睡覺的地方. 她沒要我們去旅館, 反而邀我們去她家, 或著是她朋友的家. 我們渴望有一個地方可以去, 所以我們就問自己"為什麼不呢?".
嗯嗯, 翻的滿爛的, 但希望對你有幫助~~~^____^參考資料： 我
- 1 0 年前
才給十五點 除非我是神。你給二十點我也不一定會去翻。幹麻要省那區區五點呢? 你是不是很愛貪小便宜呀 連在夜市都殺價的那種。