魷魚絲 發問時間: 社會與文化語言 · 1 0 年前

可以幫我翻譯一篇英文笑話~

幫我翻譯一下~

醫生別怕

一位病人從手術室裏跑了出來,神色慌張。 院長問那病人:『您能告訴我發生什麼事嗎?』

病人答:『那位護士小姐說:勇敢些,闌尾手術是很簡單的手術。』

院長:『護士沒的說錯,事實這樣。』

病人:『唉!護士小姐說的話是對那位準備為我動手術的醫生說的!』

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一個精神病院的護士看到一個病人在寫信,

非常好奇,想去偷瞄,可是病人不給他看,

護士忍不住了就問:『給誰寫信啊?』

病人回答:『 寫給我自己啊!』

護士好奇心更盛了,心想:『怎會有人寫信給自己咧?!』

於是又問:『寫些什麼啊?』

病人說:『你神經病啊!!我還沒收到信我怎麼會知道!』

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有一位病人來找精神科醫師....

病人:"醫生....怎麼辦....我一直覺得我是一隻鳥........"

醫生:"喔....那很嚴重喔.......從什麼時候開始的........"

病人:"從我還是一隻小鳥的時候..."

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以上就是我需要翻譯的笑話~

可以請各位幫幫忙吧~

文法.單字要正確~

感激不盡~

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  • 1 0 年前
    最佳解答

    The doctor is not afraid

    A patient runs out from the operating room, looks flustered. The president asks that patient: "Can you tell me what happened? "

    The patient answers: "That nurse says: A bit braver, the appendix operation is a very simple operation. "

    President: "What the nurse does not have is wrong, such fact. "

    Patient: "Well! What the nurse said is said to that doctor that plans to have an operation to me! "

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    The nurse of an insane asylum sees a patient is writing letter,

    Very curious, is it is it take aim secretly to go to want, but for him to read patient,

    The nurse can't help asking: "Write to someone? "

    The patient answers: "Write to myself! "

    Nurse's curiosity has been held even more, think: "How can does anyone write to oneself? ! "

    Then ask again: "What are written? "

    The patient says: "Your neuropathy! ! I have not received believing how I could know yet! "

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    A patient comes to look for the doctor of psychiatric department ....

    Patient: " Doctor ....What is to be done ....I have been thinking all the time I am a bird ........"

    Doctor: " Oh ....That is very serious oh .......When to begin ........"

    Patient: " When I am still a bird ..."

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    參考資料: "本人"
  • 1 0 年前

    一個精神病院的護士看到一個病人在寫信,

    非常好奇,想去偷瞄,可是病人不給他看,

    護士忍不住了就問:『給誰寫信啊?』

    病人回答:『 寫給我自己啊!』

    護士好奇心更盛了,心想:『怎會有人寫信給自己咧?!』

    於是又問:『寫些什麼啊?』

    病人說:『你神經病啊!!我還沒收到信我怎麼會知道!』

    A nurse of mental hospital sees a patient Be writing a letter,

    Very very strange, want to steal to take aim, however the patient doesn't see for him,

    The nurse cannoted helps but and then asks:"Give who write a letter?"

    The patient answers:" Write to myself!"

    Nurse's curiosity was more prosperous, wishing:"Meeting how someone write a letter to the oneself?!"

    Hence ask again:"Write what?"

    The patient says:"Your mental derangement!!I still confiscate to believe me to how to knew!"

    2006-10-18 19:58:12 補充:

    我沒辦法寄其餘翻譯好的給你,你自己努力翻譯加以修飾,自己努力達到的效果,總是很不一樣的,加油!

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