Mrs. Harris And Her Doctor (fwd)
A woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an
embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but
they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been
here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a
day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
The next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office.
"Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is
worse! I'm farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do
you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've
fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!"
A man phoned his doctor saying his wife appeared to have appendicitis.
"That's impossible," the physician replied. "She had an appendectomy last
year. Have you ever seen anybody with a second appendix?"
"No, asshole," the husband replied. "Have you ever seen anybody with a
- 楊妞Lv 51 0 年前最佳解答
過了一星期，哈里斯太太很沮喪的走進強生醫生的診療室。"醫生，我不知道那些藥丸是什麼，但問題更嚴重了﹗ 我還是一如往常的放屁而且聞起來的味道很糟糕，這你怎麼解釋？ "