*三個願望 The Three Wishes
A man and his wife were always wishing for luck. One night a fairy came to them and said, “You may have three wishes.” In the morning the woman went to a neighbor’s house to get some bread. She saw a nice pudding there. When she came back, she said, “I wish I had a pudding like that! She did not think of the three wishes, but there was a pudding beside her. “Silly!” cried the man, you have lost one of your wishes, and we have only a pudding. I wish it were on your nose!” At that, the pudding jumped up and grew fast to her nose. “Silly, yourself!” cried the woman, “you have lost another wish. We have only one wish more.” “What shall it be?” asked the man. “We must wish this pudding off,” said the woman. “I can’t have it on my nose.” So they wished it would go away, and away it went. They had had their three wishes, but they were on better off than when the fairy came to them.
A person English is not very good, a lot of jokes that often make a noise, he follows the travel agency and plays to the west of U.S.A. one day,
Suddenly heard of BANG when they plan to cross the road one day, it was someone that met with a traffic accident originally, but
The guide is just getting in touch with the thing but not at the scene, other member can not speak English , he has to applaud at this moment
Courage arises to make 911 and ask the ambulance to be made, after the telephone is put through:
911: MAY I HELP YOU ?
He: YES .
911: WHAT HAPPENED?
He: ONE CAR GO , ONE CAR COME , TWO CAR BANG-BANG
ONE MAN DIE, TWO MAN " well , well , well , well ", PLEASE
" O E , O E "