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可登大雅之堂的美式幽默笑話

有網友可以提供我2~3個可在外國客戶幽默一下的美式笑話嗎?希望可以開會前緩和一下緊張的氣氛~Thanks a lot

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You so lovable , Continues to complete your joke ~ thanks a lot

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    FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN

    The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven."

    Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was." St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions.

    First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T?

    Second: How many seconds are there in a year?

    Third: What is God's first name?"

    Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers."

    Forrest replied, "Well, the first one -- which two days in the week begins with the letter "T"? Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow."

    The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer. How about the next one?" asked St. Peter. "How many seconds in a year?

    Now that one is harder," replied Forrest, but I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve."

    Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?" Forrest replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd... "

    (未完 超過兩千字 剩下的貼在補充)

    2006-11-27 02:57:34 補充:

    連補充也不讓我貼 真是的 這個site真不是很聰明的設計 ><

    2006-11-27 09:10:42 補充:

    連接以上: "Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind...but I will have to give you credit for that one, too. (未完 不過貼不完 因為我只能貼三次意見.也許明天吧)

    2006-11-29 01:09:46 補充:

    Do you want the rest of the joke? Or you don't care? I don't care either, though if you don't. :)

    2006-12-10 01:47:32 補充:

    Here is the rest of the joke:

    Let us go on with the third and final question. Can you tell me God's first name"?

    "Sure," Forrest replied, "it's Andy."

    "Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter.

    2006-12-10 01:51:07 補充:

    "Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?"

    "Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied.

    2006-12-10 01:52:09 補充:

    "I learnt it from the song, "ANDY WALKS

    WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN."

    St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: "Run Forrest, run."

    (那個歌詞應該是 And he walks with me, and he talks

    with me, and he tells me I am his own....他把and he 連在一起變成

    Andy (這首歌在教堂裡常常唱) )

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