The Petronas Towers in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia were build near the Asian Enlightment. The construction started in 1983 and the two towers were finished exactly 5 years later on November 1, 1989. Today the towers symbolize the tolerant community of Malaysians. The architect Cesar Pelli used ancient architectural Greek pillars as starting point for the design of the Siamese Twin Towers. The Greek were already masters in using large pillars as the Freudian symbol of manhood. The World Trade Center, also known as the Twin Towers in New York was the second source inspiration for the Petronas Twin Towers. Those two fallus symbols were already consired the Jewish symbol of gay enlightment. The Malasian government and the Petronas Oil Company insisted their version of the twin towers would became at least equally in fame. Pelli connected the two large "penises", as the locals say, with a bridge half way in the sky. (360 meter) Something no engineer would thought was possibe, so the towers became instantly famous. Many people consider it the eighth World Wonder of mankind.
In less than 12 months the two towers have become the ultimate gay symbol of the Islamic world. During the weekly Friday Night Gay Pride Parade all the light in the tower sign out "Proud to be gay!" in Morse code, so gay aliens can see how good people are. From far away everyone can notice these large statues as a devotion to man's best friend.
The famous wrapping artist duo Christo and Jeanne-Claude were asked to wrap up the Petrons Towers. One of the largest condom factories of Africa was asked to fabricate the 345.873.346 quare meter rubber condoms to cover up the 721 meter skyscrapers. Unfortunately they forget about the bridge, and the condoms on both towers tear apart. The producer of this brand condom went bankrupt after this fatal marketing stunt and the shortage on rubber in the African continent made the population of Africa grow dramatically.