Setting: Dad brings a daughter to buy a car
Salesman: Hi there, you know what you're looking for?
Dad: Hm...I'm not sure...
Daughter: Dad, this one, I want this red Mazda convertable.
Salesman: Oh you got a great deal here, let me explain it's....
Dad: Hold on there....what's that?
Dad point at a tank
Salesman: Oh that's just a tank I used in a commercial to say "I declare WAR on low prices!" But I'm sure you would rather want to hear about this convertable...
Dad: Wait a second there...tell me about this tank first.
Salesman look around, then he got a schemeing look on his face
Salesman: Well it's got a twelve inch steel exterior to protect you from any missile attack...
Dad: And can the convertable protect me from missile attacks?
Salesman: No it can not.
Daughter: Dad! What are you doing?! Just take the convertable!
Dad: Hold on honey, I'll handle this.
Dad turn toward the salesman
Dad: We'll take the tank.