- LavenderLv 61 0 年前最佳解答
A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach.
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why that is.
She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is."
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.
She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is."
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother:
"Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.
當這個男孩在沙灘上走動時, 他發現很多女人的胸部都比他媽媽的還要大, 所以他跑回去媽媽旁邊問她為什麼. 她告訴她的小孩: 胸部越大的女人越笨.
這個男孩對這個答案感到滿意了, 就跑回海裡玩, 過了一會兒又跑回來問他媽媽, 為什麼很多男人的 “那裡”比爸爸的“那裡”還要大? 媽媽回答説: “那裡”越大的男人越笨.
過了一會兒他又跑回來告訴他媽媽說: “爸爸在跟整個海邊最笨的女人講話, 而且講越久, 爸爸就變越笨吔!”
At the lost-and-found counter in the department store.
"What's your name, little boy?"
"I don't know."
"How does your mother call you when the cakes are done?"
"She doesn't call me; I'm there already."
"This morning I telephoned to sign up for an exercise class and the instructor told me to wear loose clothing .I said, "If I had any loose clothing, I wouldn't need the class."
A woman was reporting to her husband about the events of the day.
"Oh, and I had a big fight with the electric company."
"Really? Who won?"
"Nobody, it was a tie. They don't get any money and we don't get any electricity."
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