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找一些英文的笑話~需4篇~請加上中文翻譯~

如題~我想找一些英文的笑話~需4篇~請加上中文翻譯~這是寒假作業要用ㄉ~我要用來化4則慢化~所以希望不要太長ㄉ~請各位大大幫我找~謝謝!!

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  • 1 0 年前
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    Nude beach

    A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach.

    As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why that is.

    She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is."

    The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.

    She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is."

    Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.

    Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother:

    "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.

    天體營海灘

    有個6歲男孩跟他的爸爸媽媽到天體營(裸體)海灘去玩.

    當這個男孩在沙灘上走動時, 他發現很多女人的胸部都比他媽媽的還要大, 所以他跑回去媽媽旁邊問她為什麼. 她告訴她的小孩: 胸部越大的女人越笨.

    這個男孩對這個答案感到滿意了, 就跑回海裡玩, 過了一會兒又跑回來問他媽媽, 為什麼很多男人的 “那裡”比爸爸的“那裡”還要大? 媽媽回答説: “那裡”越大的男人越笨.

    這個男孩對又這個答案感到滿意, 就又跑去海裡玩,

    過了一會兒他又跑回來告訴他媽媽說: “爸爸在跟整個海邊最笨的女人講話, 而且講越久, 爸爸就變越笨吔!”

    At the lost-and-found counter in the department store.

    "What's your name, little boy?"

    "I don't know."

    "How does your mother call you when the cakes are done?"

    "She doesn't call me; I'm there already."

    在百貨公司的失物招領櫃檯.

    『你叫什麼名字呢?小男孩?』

    『我不知道』

    『你媽媽在蛋糕烤好時是怎麼叫你的?』

    『她沒有叫我;我已經在那兒了。』

    "This morning I telephoned to sign up for an exercise class and the instructor told me to wear loose clothing .I said, "If I had any loose clothing, I wouldn't need the class."

    今天早上我打電話報名參加一堂運動課程而教練叫我穿寬鬆一點衣服來。

    我回答,『如果我還有寬鬆的衣服可以穿,我就用不著來了。』

    A woman was reporting to her husband about the events of the day.

    "Oh, and I had a big fight with the electric company."

    "Really? Who won?"

    "Nobody, it was a tie. They don't get any money and we don't get any electricity."

    一位女士興緻勃勃地向先生訴說著當天發生的事。

    『喔,另外我和電力公司吵了一架!』

    『真的嗎?後來誰贏?』

    『沒有人贏,算扯平吧,他們沒拿到一毛錢,而我們也沒有電可用。』

    http://content.edu.tw/senior/english/tp_tt/main.ht...

    點選短文欣賞(有較長篇的幽默文章) 或趣味英語(底下的笑話集)

    它的文章裡, 用滑鼠點到某句,旁邊的視窗就會有該句的翻譯.很完整

  • 匿名使用者
    7 年前

    瞭解一次、多一次的保障。尋找八大行業工作。必須謹慎小心一點。

    小巴常說:保險跟冒險只差一個字,意義卻是大不同!

    一通電話、一次詢問。都是為自己的著想。

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