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用英文敘述的笑話

我想請問

有誰有用英文敘述的笑話ㄚ?

<一定要好笑唷!>

還要附上中文意思唷

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  • 1 0 年前
    最佳解答

    以下有兩則笑話

    Skinny Dipping 裸泳

    One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Smith, emerging from nude bathing. When Mrs. Smith saw Jimmy, she grabbed the nearest object - which happened to be an old wooden box - and held it in front of her.

    "Young man, I know what you're thinking," she said.

    "And I know what you're thinking," replied Jimmy. "You're thinking that box has a bottom on it!"

    Jimmy去池塘游泳,他扎猛子前剛好看到了他的老師,Smith小姐,從裸泳中冒出頭來。當Smith小姐看到Jimmy時,她趕緊抓過最近的一個物體---那碰巧是一個舊的木頭盒子,擋在自己前面,說:&ldquo;年輕人,我知道你在想什麼!&rdquo;&ldquo;我也知道你在想什麼,&rdquo;Jimmy回答,&ldquo;你一定以為這個盒子是有底的!&rdquo;

    Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.

    "I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."

    "Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"

    Noteroach:蟑螂  munch:用力咀嚼  sanitary:清潔的

    中文翻譯:

    兩隻蟑螂正在一條小巷的垃圾堆上大吃著,其中%

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    6 年前

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