請幫我看一段幽默演講的文章,有關胖妹的窘況

Yesterday, I went to swim and met a lady who is very, very, fat. She told me her story, “I cannot help to stop eating. As soon as I see your head, I associate with a big steamed bread in thinking. What a delicious big head! I think my previous life must be a cannibal. It is difficult for me to buy a suitable dress. A camel toe is my characteristic and Coin-Slot is my nickname. One time, a reckless kid even threw a coin into my coin slot. He said that I am a slot machine and complaint that the machine was broken and took his coin without giving him drink. I scolded him that I merely had a plumber crack, not a coin slot. And then I took his coin to buy dumplings and swallowed them all. Maybe next time I can disguise myself as a slot machine and earn some money for food.

這是我幽默演講的第一段。請幫我改正錯誤,並加以美化一下。謝謝您。

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PennyLi看不懂就說是中文化,我真是同情他。

大發慈悲的告訴你吧。Camel Toe就是卡到陰。練瑜珈的人應該知道卡到陰是什麼意思。就不多說了。

Coin Slot和Plumber Crack就是股溝妹。到Google搜尋就知道什麼是股溝妹了。

我最討厭沒衛生又不識字的人。看不懂的東西也不問就亂批評。不過偶爾我也有同情心。就免費教教這種人吧。就當是一種佈施。

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  • ?
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    1 0 年前
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    Yesterday, I went swimming and met a lady who was extremely overweight. She told me about herself: 'I cannot help but keep eating. As soon as I see your head, I associate it with a piece of steaming bread in my mind. How delicious (I crossed out "a big head")! I must have been a cannibal in my previous life. It is difficult for me to buy a dress that suits me. My pants are always at the edge of an explosion and "Coin-Slot" is my nickname.("Camel Toe" is used as a noun, and it ususally refers to socially flirty girls, but not the fat ones.)One time, a reckless kid even squeezed a coin into my shorts. He said that I was a slot machine (Vending machine might be more proper. Slot machine reminds me of a casino.) and complained that the machine was broken because it sucked in his coin without giving him his drink back. I scolded him for his equating a plumber crack with a coin slot. Then ("And" cannot be used as a transition word.) I took his coin to buy a bowl of dumplings and munched them all. Maybe next time I can disguise myself as a slot machine and earn some more money for food.'

    紅色是我改的部分,綠色是我的建議:)希望幫得上忙

    參考資料: myself..livin' in the states
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  • PennyLi你到底看懂看不懂camel toe和coin slot是在說什麼?

    不懂就不要亂講。

    我最討厭看不懂又亂批評的人,所以滾開我的版面。

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