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請問這笑話的笑點?(blonde joke)

Got Bath?

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your Note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons of milk. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath".

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs."

請問這笑話的笑點?thanks

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  • 1 0 年前
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    Got Bath?

    要洗澡嗎?

    A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

    有一位金髮美女聽說牛奶浴可以讓她更漂亮,於是她留一張紙條給送牛奶的人說她要15加侖的牛奶。

    When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

    當送牛奶的人看到這張紙條時,他覺得一定是她搞錯了。他認為她應該是要1.5加侖的牛奶,所以到她家問個清楚。

    The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your Note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons of milk. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath".

    這位金髮美女到了門前時,這位送牛奶的人說:「我看到妳留一張要15加侖的紙條。妳是要1,5加侖嗎?」這位金髮美女說:「我要15加侖。我要倒進浴缸並且洗個牛奶浴。」

    The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

    這位送牛奶的人問:「妳要消毒的嗎?」

    The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs."

    金髮美女說:「不,我要隆乳。」﹝原意﹞

    金髮美女說:「不,就當我是個白痴。」﹝笑點﹞

    圖片參考:http://tw.yimg.com/i/tw/blog/rte/smiley_18.gif

  • 1 0 年前

    後面這裡應該是這樣比較好~~

    The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

    這位送牛奶的人問:「妳要有消毒的嗎?」

    The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs."

    金髮美女說:「不,只到到我胸部就可以了。」

    因為pasteurized 聽成 past your eyes

    超過你的眼睛高度嗎? 她回答不用 到我胸部就好~~~

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