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英文的幽默笑話

有人知道這幾篇笑話的翻譯嗎?

麻煩知道的人告訴我一下!

10點喔~

謝謝!!

Practical business

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.

The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn’t been paid. The collection manager sent a voicemail for them saying, “We can’t ship your new order until you pay for the last one.”

The next day the collections manager received a fax from the customer: “Please cancel the order. We can’t wait that long.”

A clean little Johnny jock

Little Johnny’s father wanted to cure his son of gambling. He asked the boy’s principal for help.

The next day the principal called the boy’s father. “I think I have cured your son of gambling, ” he said.

“How did you do it?” asked Johnny’s father.

“Well, he looked at my beard and said, ‘Sir, is that beard real or false? I wouldn’t mind betting five dollars that it is false.’

‘All right,’ I replied. ‘I’ll take your bet. Now pull it and see.’ Of course, so I’m sure that will cure him of gambling.”

“Oh, no!” groaned the father. “Last night he bet me ten dollars that you’d let him pull your beard!”

Did you know it is against the law to let a monkey smoke a cigarette in Indiana?

It is also against the law in Pennsylvania for a man to put an ice cream cone in his hip pocket.

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不好意思

我少貼了一篇

可以連這篇也幫我翻嗎?

謝謝!!

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A gentleman walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000.

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The bank officer answered that the bank would need some kind of security for such a loan, but that the bank would be happy to consider the loan. So the gentleman handed over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank.

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Everything checked out, and the bank agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drove the Rolls into the bank’s underground parking and parked it there.

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Two weeks later, the gentleman returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest, which came to $15.41. The loan officer said, “We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely.

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But we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillion-aire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000? You obviously don’t need to borrow such money.”

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The gentleman replied, “Where else in New York can I park my car safely for two weeks for fifteen bucks?”

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  • 1 0 年前
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    Practical business

    A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.

    一位顧客記了一份訂單給批發商,而那份訂單值很多錢

    The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn’t been paid.

    批發商發現這位顧客最近一次的訂單還未付錢

    The collection manager sent a voicemail for them saying, “We can’t ship your new order until you pay for the last one.”

    於是他留了一個語音給那位顧客說:再收到你最後一次訂單的錢之前我們不會接受你的新訂單

    The next day the collections manager received a fax from the customer: “Please cancel the order. We can’t wait that long.”

    隔天,批發商收到一張顧客的傳真,傳張上說:請把那份訂單取消,我們不能等到那麼久"

    A clean little Johnny jock

    Little Johnny’s father wanted to cure his son of gambling. He asked the boy’s principal for help.

    小強尼的爸爸想要斷絕小強尼的賭博習性,於是他找了小強尼的校長幫忙

    The next day the principal called the boy’s father. “I think I have cured your son of gambling, ” he said.

    隔天校長打電話給爸爸說:我想我已經治好你兒子的賭博習性了

    “How did you do it?” asked Johnny’s father.

    "你是怎麼做到的??"強尼爸爸問

    “Well, he looked at my beard and said, ‘Sir, is that beard real or false? I wouldn’t mind betting five dollars that it is false.’

    "喔,他看著我的鬍子跟我說,<校長 你的鬍子是真的還是假的?我不介意賭五塊錢那是假的>"

    ‘All right,’ I replied. ‘I’ll take your bet. Now pull it and see.’ Of course, so I’m sure that will cure him of gambling.”

    " <好吧.> 我回答小強尼,<我願意跟你賭,現在你拉拉看是真的還是假的>. 理所當然的,鬍子是真的 所以我想這次的失敗會治好他賭博的習性"

    “Oh, no!” groaned the father. “Last night he bet me ten dollars that you’d let him pull your beard!”

    "喔,我的天阿!! "強尼爸爸大叫 "昨晚他跟我賭十塊錢說你會讓他拉你的鬍子"

    Did you know it is against the law to let a monkey smoke a cigarette in Indiana?

    你知道在美國印第安納州給猴子吸煙是違法的嗎??

    It is also against the law in Pennsylvania for a man to put an ice cream cone in his hip pocket.

    在美國賓夕法尼亞州,男子把冰淇淋甜筒的餅乾(下面的餅乾部分)放在褲子的屁股口袋也是違法的

    *Last再批發商那句子裡的意思是:上一次的那一張訂單的錢

    而顧客則以為他要收最後一張訂單的錢

    很難解釋= ="

    2007-12-13 21:24:02 補充:

    A gentleman walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000.

    一個紳士走進一家紐約的銀行要辦貸款,他聲稱他要去歐洲辦兩個禮拜的公事.而所以他需要借個5000元

    2007-12-13 21:24:22 補充:

    The bank officer answered that the bank would need some kind of security for such a loan, but that the bank would be happy to consider the loan.

    銀行人員回答他說他如果要辦這樣的貸款需要一些保障,但是他們很樂意為他辦這個貸款

    2007-12-13 21:24:31 補充:

    So the gentleman handed over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank.

    於是紳士把他那台停在銀行前面的新勞斯萊斯的鑰匙交給銀行人員

    2007-12-13 21:24:42 補充:

    Everything checked out, and the bank agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

    所有的手續都辦完了,而且銀行也接受把那台車當抵押品

    2007-12-13 21:24:50 補充:

    An employee drove the Rolls into the bank’s underground parking and parked it there.

    一個職員把那台勞斯萊斯條在銀行的地下停車場停好

    2007-12-13 21:25:52 補充:

    Two weeks later, the gentleman returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest, which came to $15.41.

    兩個禮拜後,紳士帶著5000元貸款跟15.14元的利息回到銀行

    2007-12-13 21:26:58 補充:

    The loan officer said, “We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely. But we are a little puzzled.

    銀行人員跟他說"我們很高興跟你合作,而且這筆交易很成功.但是我們有一點小疑惑.

    2007-12-13 21:27:13 補充:

    While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillion-aire.

    當你離開的時候我們發現其實你是一個有著數百萬身價的富翁

    What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000? You obviously don’t need to borrow such money.”

    我們感到很迷惑為什麼你會需要借這5000元,很明顯的你不需要這筆錢

    2007-12-13 21:27:24 補充:

    The gentleman replied, “Where else in New York can I park my car safely for two weeks for fifteen bucks?”

    紳士回答他"在紐約,我還可以再哪裡找到一個安全的車位?而且兩個禮拜還只要15.14元???

    挺好笑的QQ

    參考資料: 小弟本人
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