琬淳 發問時間: 社會與文化語言 · 1 0 年前

請幫我寫一篇英文的短文急~急~急

請幫我寫一篇英文故事

不要太多也不要太少

在10~30句之間

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  • 1 0 年前
    最佳解答

    您好!!

    本人找到下方這個聯結網站,

    裡頭有很多很多的短文欣賞,

    因為篇數太多,

    而無法完全打給您,

    請您自行去搜尋,

    抱歉 . . .

    網址:

    http://content.edu.tw/senior/english/tp_tt/main.ht...

    希望有幫助到您!!   :)

    2008-02-04 13:57:02 補充:

    www.funnyandjokes.com

    這裡有很多精采的笑話。

    2008-02-04 13:57:24 補充:

    Once a mother called her son and said, 'Dear , yesterday there were two pieces of cake and today there's only one'.

    'Sorry, mum,' replied the boy,

    'it was so dark that I did not see the other!'

    某天媽媽把兒子叫過來,"親愛的,昨天那裡有兩塊蛋糕怎麼今天只剩一塊呢。"

    "對不起,媽,"男孩回答,"天太黑了所以我沒看到另外一塊!

    2008-02-04 13:57:39 補充:

    Q. What do you call an angle that got in a car crash?

    A. A rectangle

    Q. 被車碾過的三角形叫什麼?

    A. 長方形。

    參考資料: 網路+自己, 網路+自己, 網路+自己, 網路+自己
  • 1 0 年前

    Delicious Turkey

    A long time ago, there was a country with animals in it.

    One day, Dog, Cat, Turkey are talking about there trip.

    ( In Dog's house...... )

    D : Tomorrow is our trip, I'm so happy about it because it's our first time

    to leave our country.

    C : Yeah, we're all excited about it.

    ( Tomorrow morning, when there were on the trip...... )

    T : I'm hungry now, can we get something to eat first?

    There are many delicious food in that house.

    C : Right, we haven't eaten for many hours.

    ( After they got in, they have a great lunch ...... )W=waiter

    W : There are three hundred dollars.

    D, C, T : Dollers??

    W : Yeah, three hundred dollars.

    T : What is dollars??

    ( In animals country, they don't need money. )

    W : Everything needs money, don't you have money?

    T : Can we instead other things of money?

    ( That waiter left for a long time and came ...... )

    W : Turkey give us, and you can go.

    D : Sorry, Turkey, good luck.

    T : What?!

    C : I'll miss you.

    ( And Turkey was cooked by the cookers.

    It became "Delicious Turkey" for everyone to eat. )

    2008-01-30 10:43:19 補充:

    世上只有一篇喔

    不過不保證不會有出錯

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