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sofia 發問時間: 社會與文化語言 · 1 0 年前

請問有沒有人可以幫我翻譯以下這則笑話

Ten Best Things to Say if You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about

in that time management course you sent me to.

Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You

probably got here just in time!

I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission

statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.

I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related

stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?

Someone spiked the coffee machine.

..in the name of Jesus...Amen

Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your

desk...Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out

a solution to our biggest problem.

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  • 1 0 年前
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    如果你在辦公室打瞌睡被老闆抓到,你要說什麼...

    1.果然!捐血車的護士警告過我可能會睡著。

    2.你讓我去的那個時間管理課程教過,十五分鐘的小睡是恢復能量的好方法。

    3.啊!一定是因為我沒把立可白的蓋子蓋上。還好你及時來叫醒我!(這大約是在說,立可白的揮發氣體會使人中毒昏迷)

    4.我沒在睡,我是在構思下一個計畫的架構。

    5.我是在測試鍵盤的防口水功能。

    6.我是在做一種消除工作壓力的瑜伽練習。這公司難道不准人做瑜伽的嗎?

    7.有人破壞了咖啡機。

    8.願主降福於我...阿門。

    9.有人把無咖啡因的咖啡裝到正常的咖啡壺裡了啦!

    10.你被逮到打瞌睡時的最棒的藉口是:可惡!被你打斷了!我差點就想出那個一直困擾我們的大問題的好辦法了!

    參考資料: 自己
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