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有人能幫我翻譯這個笑話嗎?

請問有人能幫我將下面的笑話翻譯成英文嗎?

有點急,謝謝。

在一個月黑風高的夜晚

有位少年走在漆黑的巷子...遇到一個蒙面殺手

殺手拿槍指著年輕人說:「你知道1+1等於多少嗎?」

少年非常慌張 雖然很害怕但還是說:「..等...等於 2 ?」

殺手聽到後不假思索的直接把年輕人給殺了

少年露出驚恐且已扭曲的臉說:「為什麼...?」就斷氣了

殺手冷冷一笑 一臉嚴肅的說:「你知道的太多了!」

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第二天

又有一位少年走在漆黑的巷子...又遇到一個蒙面殺手

殺手對著年輕人說:「你還沒死?」

少年說:「哼~我要為我哥哥報仇,快點問我吧!」

殺手拿槍指著年輕人說:「你知道...1+1等於多少嗎?...」

少年非常爽快的說:「等於3!」

隨後當然是砰的一聲

少年又露出驚恐且已扭曲的臉說:「為什麼...?」

殺手搖搖頭道:「你太超過了...」

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  • 1 0 年前
    最佳解答

    在一個月黑風高的夜晚

    on one dark and windy night

    有位少年走在漆黑的巷子...遇到一個蒙面殺手

    there was a young man walking on the darken allay, and all the sudden, he met a killer with covering the face

    殺手拿槍指著年輕人說:「你知道1+1等於多少嗎?」

    the killer pointed the gun to the young man and asked: do you know one plus one equals to...?

    少年非常慌張 雖然很害怕但還是說:「..等...等於 2 ?」

    The young man not only nervous, but also frighten, and answered: equals...... equals two.

    殺手聽到後不假思索的直接把年輕人給殺了

    after killer heard the answer, without second thought, just direct kill the young man

    少年露出驚恐且已扭曲的臉說:「為什麼...?」就斷氣了

    the young man was showing a terrified and twisted face asked: why.....why........? then past away.

    殺手冷冷一笑 一臉嚴肅的說:「你知道的太多了!」

    The killer was laughing with a very serious face and answered: you know a way too much.

    ======================================================

    第二天

    on the following day

    又有一位少年走在漆黑的巷子...又遇到一個蒙面殺手

    another young man walking on the darken alley, and met the killer once again.

    殺手對著年輕人說:「你還沒死?」

    the killer asked the young man: you are not dead yet?

    少年說:「哼~我要為我哥哥報仇,快點問我吧!」

    the young man answered: come on, ask me the question, I am here for the revenge of my elder brother.

    殺手拿槍指著年輕人說:「你知道...1+1等於多少嗎?...」

    the killer pointed the gun to the young man and asked: do you know one plus one equals to.....?

    少年非常爽快的說:「等於3!」

    the young man answered with joy, and said: equals three

    隨後當然是砰的一聲

    right away there was a ben sound without a doubt

    少年又露出驚恐且已扭曲的臉說:「為什麼...?」

    the young man once again was showing a terrified and twisted face, and asked: why.....why........?

    殺手搖搖頭道:「你太超過了...」

    the killer shook his head and answered: you know a way over than what you supposed to.

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  • 1 0 年前

    我可能一點都不幽默吧...笑不太出來耶...

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  • 1 0 年前

    XDDDDDDD

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  • 1 0 年前

    In a dark dark night, with a big moon hanging over on the sky.

    A boy runs into a murky lane and bumps into a masked killer.

    The killer points at the boy with a gun and asks "Do you know the answer of 1+1?"

    The boy is scared to death, but then he answers " e...equals to 2?"

    The killer hears his answer and shoot the boy without hesitation.

    The boy is terrified and says " Why....?" before he dies.

    The killer smiles coldy and calmly says "You know too much "

    ======

    The other day

    Another boy runs into a murky lane and, again, bumps into a masked killer.

    The killer faces at the boy and asks "You are not dead?"

    The boy says"t; huh~ I am here to take revenge of my brother's death.

    Ask me the question Now!"

    The killer again points at the boy with a gun and asks"Do you know the answer of 1 + 1?"

    The boy yells "Equals to 3" without hesitation.

    Then what after is a sound of a gun shot for sure.

    The boy again terrified and says "Why....?"

    The killer shakes his head and says " You are too much over..."

    我只能說外國人不會懂個笑話.

    因為她們不知道 "太超過了" 是一個笑點

    2009-03-23 17:24:50 補充:

    其中的 " 代表 " 喔

    文字轉有點問題^_^lll

    2009-03-23 17:25:29 補充:

    & q u o t ;

    參考資料: myself.
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  • 冰魚
    Lv 6
    1 0 年前

    版主~你好可愛喔!

    我光看題目就笑死了~~^O^

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  • 1 0 年前

    In one month violent wind filled with dust high night Has a youth to walk in the jet black lane…Runs into a wearing a mask murderer The murderer took the gun to point at the young people saying:“you knew how many 1+1 are equal to?” The youth is flustered, although was afraid very much but said: “. And so on…Is equal to 2?” After the murderer hears, without hesitation for killed directly the young people The youth reveals panic-stricken, and twisted the face said: “why…?”Died As soon as the murderer let somebody cool off or calm down smiles a face to say seriously: “you knew have been too many!” the ======================================================== second day Also some youth walks in the jet black lane…Also runs into a wearing a mask murderer The murderer treated the young people saying:“you have not died?” The youth said: “humph ~ I must revenge for my brother, a bit faster asks me!” The murderer took the gun to point at the young people saying:“you knew…how many are 1+1 equal to? …” The youth said very refreshedly: “is equal to 3!” Afterward certainly is sound of something being struck or falling to the ground one The youth reveals panic-stricken, and twisted the face said: “why…?” The murderer shakes the head said: “you too have surpassed…”

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