羽毛:D 發問時間: 社會與文化語言 · 1 0 年前

英語笑話1~5則~急

我要1~5則英文笑話!

最好是5則啦!

念起來要在1.5分鐘以上2.5分鐘以下的!

如果可以的話請附中文翻譯(請不要用翻譯機直翻)!

真的很急唷!

比賽要用的!

謝謝大大們啦:">

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  • 1 0 年前
    最佳解答

    (1)My three-year-old brother had been told several times to get ready for bed. The last time my mom told him, she was very insistent. His response was, “Yes, sir!” since he was talking to my mom, we didn't expect him to call her “sir”.

    “You would say, ‘Yes, sir!’ to a man. I'm a lady, and you would say ‘Yes, ma'am (madam),’ to a lady,” mom said. To quiz him on his lesson, she then asked him, “What would you say to daddy?”

    “Yes, sir!” came the reply.”

    “Then what would you say to mom?”

    “Yes, ma'am!” he proudly answered.

    “Good boy! What would you say to grandma?”

    He licked his lips and said, “Can I have a cookie?”

    我媽好幾遍叫三歲大的弟弟上床睡覺。最後一次媽媽用很堅決的語氣對他說時,他回答道:“是的,先生!”因為他在和媽媽說話,我們都沒有想到他稱呼媽媽為先生。

    “對男性可以說‘是的,先生’。我是女性,對女性你要說,‘是的,女士’”,媽媽說道。為了考他懂了沒,她接著問他:“你對爸爸說什麼?

    “是的,先生!”他回答。

    “那你對媽媽說什麼?”

    “是的,女士!”他得意洋洋地的回答

    “好孩子!那你對祖母說什麼呢?”

    他舔了舔嘴唇說:“可以給我一塊曲奇嗎?”

    (2)The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door opens, push with your foot."

    "Why use my elbow and foot?"

    "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

    一個有名的吝嗇鬼終於決定要搞一次派對。他向一位朋友解釋怎樣去他家時說:“你上五樓M座,然後用你的膊頭按門鐘。門開後,再用腳將門推開。”

    “點解我要用膊頭和腳?”

    吝嗇鬼答:“喂老友,你唔係想空手來吧?”

    剩下幾則放不上去,你就自己去看吧!(有些可能會漏字,我打的)

  • 1 0 年前

    http://www.chenhen.com/html/english/joke/1000-joke...

    去看看吧

    只是內容有點長

    可能需要自己取重點該要

    這網站超多笑話的

    參考資料: 自己
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