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- Jim-歸鄉樂Lv 79 年前最佳解答
How is it going Benjamin, What a nice looking fenced in area you got here. what's it for?
I'll tell you what Cletus, it's that damn neighbor, He's always coming on to my lawn, staying next to my damn pet flamingo, and I know he's just trying to rattle me up and cause a ruckus up in my front yard.
You mean that neighbor standing right over there?
See Cletus, that fenced in area is already working. That damn neighbor can't get in and stand right next to my flamingo. Oh, what in tarnation? Raaa!!!
You ever get off my fenced in area right now before I kick your keester(=ass), You bother me and my damn pet flamingo, now you better scram....uh,
Well, Billy Gene, you should have told that neighbor he scramed faster than a rabbit out of a snake hole.
He sure did. Look at that neighbor sitting over there on the fire hydrant like a little weasel,
You know what I reckon, you need to beef up security on this here fence so he ain't getting in here again.
Good idea Cletus!! I might well do that!!
Hehe, that damn neighbor's gonna have a real tough time getting over my fence when I put these taps on the top. Ah, it's perfect, Oh fudge!!! Dog gone it!! how did you get in there? get out!! get away from my flamingo!! Don't bird watch near my flamingo. what are you doing playing football on my yard? that's my football, you best give it back you hear? raw fruit gemini!! I really have no idea how you did that, that's just bad ass, I'm not, I'm not even mad at you about that. Please put the flamingo down! He doesn't like being picked up. Oh, you best not be walking your dog on my yard, if he goes pee pee on my flamingo I'm gonna kick your hynie(=ass) back to Tallahassee!
2011-08-16 09:18:02 補充：
jumping jack who's the best? Billy Gene you really beefed up that security with the tacks and stuff. I bet he ain't never gonna get in now.
He ain't never getting in this fenced in area. and my flamingo is secured.
2011-08-16 09:30:15 補充：
Wait just a darn minute, Cletus,
How did you get in here?
Well, duh....I cut a hole right here the other day!!