- Jim-歸鄉樂Lv 79 年前最佳解答
1-5You know last year on this show, we started a movement.5-12Half of the people in this country are on facebook, and many of those people have hundreds if not thousands of friends12-16And I find this unacceptable but no one has thousands of friends16-22Acquaintances maybe friends no, if you have ten friends in your life. You are doing very well.22-27So I created a national day of action on which we encourage everyone with a facebook page27-31To go through their list of friends, and cut anyone who is not actually your friend31-33It’s like33-35Spring cleaning but instead of trash35-37
you are throwing out people38-40We call it national unfriend day40-43Or NUD for short N.U.D.43-47
Last year’s NUD was a huge success we killed off millions of LOLers and 47-50
OMGers and this year50-54Our plan is to double that, that’s a goal, November 17th. One week from now54-56Is the second annual58-60National unfriend day
It’s to show how serious we are about this . We have a banner printed ,You can see our slogan69-71It’s un for all and for all un71-72And we mean it72-76You know facebook has more than 8 hundred million active users76-79Each with an average of a hundred thirty friends79-82That’s a hundred four billion facebook friends.82-85That’s fifty times the number of people on earth.85-86That’s too many87-89It’s time to whittle that down
2011-12-28 22:58:02 補充：
Last year people asked me how do I know whether I should unfriend someone or not
So this year we’ve come up with a point system to help you out
If any of your so called friends make it to fifty points, unfriend them, ok?
Here is what you get rid of,
2011-12-28 22:58:32 補充：
If they changed their profile picture more than once a month, that’s five points
If they took their profile picture in the bathroom mirror using their cell phone, that’s five points.
If they ever posted more than three photos of food, that’s five point each
2011-12-28 22:59:02 補充：
If they posted the phrase omg my friends are the best, five points right there.
For every picture of a pet, eight points
If they’ve ever said the word yum in a status update, that is ten points
If they ever posted a picture of sunset, that’s fifteen points
2011-12-28 22:59:41 補充：
If they’ve uploaded an embarrassing picture of you from junior high and tagged you in it, that’s another fifteen points
If they’ve posted their opinion on gay marriage no matter what it is ,thirty points
2011-12-28 23:00:23 補充：
If they’ve invited you to see their band play more times you’ve talked to them in person, that’s thirty points
If they’ve ever use the phrase amazeballs, forty points.
And if the person is your mom, that’s fifty points, that’s automatic unfriend
2011-12-28 23:00:58 補充：
You don’t need to hang around with your mother, It’s unhealthy.
We clapped but I know it’s going to be difficult, toes are going to be stepped on, feelings are going to be hurt, attempts are probably be made on your life as a result of this
2011-12-28 23:01:34 補充：
But trust me once you do it you will be so happy you did, and I’m gonna help you, I’m your friend, these people aren’t.
So go to our facebook page ironically ,it’s facebook.com/jimmykimmellive
And I know that, but here, this is where you will go to make your national unfriend day pledge
2011-12-28 23:01:54 補充：
And to get the tools you need to carry it out, we’re gonna be putting things up there that will help you with this
With the help kind of quietly break the news to people, and November 17th together we’ll put the end to friends. Thank you very much.
2011-12-28 23:03:00 補充：
2011-12-29 00:26:57 補充：
- DaSaGwaLv 79 年前
Master Jim!, Your effort in answering this question is really respectful. We all know to listen to it is no big deal, the hardest part is to type it down. Yet, you took your time to do it.
2011-12-28 23:21:40 補充：
Poster shall really appreciate Master Jim's effort and don't delete it, otherwise, there will be NO one who will answer this kind of question in YK+ English.