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匿名使用者 發問時間: 藝術與人文詩詞與文學 · 8 年前

你遇過外國人英文爛的嗎?有多爛??

台灣崇洋媚外讓我很不滿!!!!!!

外國月亮不一定比較圓 外國照樣有文盲

外國人一樣有英文爛的

就像現在台灣有一堆人讀到大學或研究所

照樣錯字連連 甚至寫不出一篇通順文章

這題想問的是

你遇過英文爛的外國人嗎?

有多爛?

(這裡的[外國]特指[英語國家]例如英美澳等等)

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  • jose
    Lv 6
    8 年前
    最佳解答

    I'll post some examples from the book i had read tonight.

    2012-01-05 12:50:17 補充:

    If you think that today’s students aren’t learning all they should, check out some of the writing miscreated by their moms and dads. The following are actual excuse notes received by teachers:1. Dear School: Please eckuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and 33.Excuse 拼錯, 一個月那有33天2. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.Misplaced 應是dislocated脫臼,錯位3. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face. Face 應是mouth4. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.Growing 應是groin5. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.Cus 應是because, Acre應是ache6. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.Loose vowels應是loose bowels7. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahre dyrea direathe the shits.diarrhea8. Teacher, Please excuse Mary for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. I gave her a shot. 打了一針,說成我把她斃了I had her shot.9. Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.Miss the bus 說成miss the bust.10. Please excuse Fred for being absent. He had a cold and could not breed well.呼吸困難could not breathe well11. Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.Cramps 抽筋不是gramps這些都是家長們寫給老師的請假字條以上從Anguished English by Richard Lederer摘錄下來Page 16,17,18.

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