Sandra 發問時間: 社會與文化語言 · 8 年前

Urgent!!!

Do you have any jokes???!!!

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  • 8 年前
    最佳解答

    The Perfect Son

    A: I have the perfect son.

    B: Does he smoke?

    A: No, he doesn't.

    B: Does he drink whiskey?

    A: No, he doesn't.

    B: Does he ever come home late?

    A: No, he doesn't.

    B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

    A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

    Double Mistakes

    A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

    B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.

    A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.

    B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

    Idiot

    Son: Dad, what is an idiot?

    Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?

    Son: No.

    there are more in this website

    http://www.weigo.url.tw/easy/english/jokes.htm

  • 8 年前

    haha.... XD

  • 8 年前

    Don't you know how to google a joke?

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