邱吉爾的幽默故事(英文)

我需要有關邱吉爾的幽默故事,希望能【中英對照】

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盡量能給多一點故事

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    In the World war II, when Churchill was in British Parliament,there was an ugly woman who was always against him with different point ofview. The other day they quarrelled at a meeting again. The woman was so angrythat she shouted at Churchill, " If you were my husband, I would poisonyou!" Churchill answered calmly, " If I were your husband, I woulddrink it without delay." What a wise guy!

    二戰時, 邱吉爾在英國國會任職. 當時國會裡有個相貌醜陋的女人老是和他意見不和.一天,他們再次在會議上吵了起來.那女人氣急敗壞地朝邱吉爾喊叫道:"假如你是我的丈夫,我一定會毒死你!"邱吉爾平靜地答道:"假如我是你丈夫,我會毫不猶豫地把毒藥喝下去."多聰明的人啊!

    參考資料: 宸瑄
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