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匿名使用者 發問時間: 社會與文化語言 · 5 年前

急!!!找英文笑話?

再過幾天我英文老師要我們講英文笑話,要三個笑話,而且不能對話,不能猜謎,不要有關中文的諧音,然後簡單一點的單字,盡量能讓別人易懂的,我現在國一

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  • 5 年前
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    1.A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and shouts, "Ketchup!"

    2.A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

    Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.

    "Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

    3. A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told

    him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her

    a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life. That evening he

    called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that

    they be delivered first thing the next morning. As the florist was preparing

    the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer,

    he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.

    The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.

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    • 郁詮5 年前檢舉

      有沒有中文翻譯??還有如果可以的話內容短一點,因為我們要背

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