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匿名使用者 發問時間: 社會與文化語言 · 4 年前

需要 5 個英文笑話 ,盡量減短一點,大概20-30秒左右,希望能附上中文翻譯,謝謝?

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  • 4 年前
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    1.Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money.

    Wife: And now?

    Husband: Now I'm thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn't married you.

    丈夫:在娶你進門之前,我從來沒有想過要存錢。

    妻子:那現在呢?

    丈夫:現在我在想,要是沒有娶你的話,我可以存多少錢。

    2.Palmist: The life line in your hand tells that you will die in a year.

    Customer: Good gracious! In a year?

    Palmist: Yes, but I can't say in which.

    手相大師:你手上的生命線顯示出你還有一年將會死去。

    顧客:天哪,一年後?

    手相大師:是的,可是我不能說是哪一年。

    3.Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.

    Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot!

    牙醫:請不要再叫了,我都還沒有碰著你的牙齒啊!

    病人:但是,你知道嗎,你踩到我腳了!!!

    4.Father: What did you do today to help your mother?

    Son: I dried the dishes

    Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.

    父親:你今天做了什麼來幫助你媽媽呢?

    兒子:我做菜

    女兒:我幫收拾殘局。

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